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She can’t stand her. He’s
her ex, so don’t include them.
Can’t we go alone?

He sent sensitive
documents to a stranger
thinking it was me.

An adult blankie.
To take one from its owner
will make grown men cry.

Shopped a membership
warehouse store today. Got six
years’ worth of ketchup.

haiku from Trisha who was there

Gay flight attendant
Shares gender stereotype
Astounds passengers

Hunched and hobbling I
move as if years older, a
taste of what’s to come.

We all complain there’s
no place to plug in. One by
one, our laptops die.

on another blog
gross comment deposited
like defecation

Wan, pale, red-eyed, she’s
the poster wife of Wynette’s
song, “Stand By Your Man.”

While I throw pennies
into a coin jar, Bear Stearns
gets a big bailout.

Alan Dershowitz
said about prostitution
the lie men believe.

When a righteous man
is caught with his pants down, it’s
likely he’ll get spanked.

posted to my Twitter account

I need sleep, but I * need to work but I need sleep * to work can’t think straight.

posted to my Twitter account

Project due and I * like the late adopter I * am, haven’t finished.

Heating system dust -
particles of previous
occupants’ lives, selves.

Hats, gloves, put away
in optimism return
for winter’s last gasp.

Just over five months
This one four hundred fifty
Art or wasted time?

Headgear gone wild I
tip my hat to idiots
who have flipped their lids.

With all this trash talk
even the winner comes out
smelling like garbage.

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